There is nothing quite like attending a Bar Mitzvah in Los Angeles. Especially, when your brother is a celebrity amongst young jews. In the words of Kramer from Seinfeld, “You think these hands have been soaking in ivory.” Well, my brother’s surely have not…they have touched the rear of one of Hollywood’s most famous starlets and you might have seen the scene.
Jim was the hefty kid at the Bar Mitzvah in the Wedding Singer with Adam Sandler. Oblivious to the role’s impact amongst jewish male adolescents, Jim happily cupped Drew’s butt cheeks as though they were ample watermelons. In fact, Drew told him to think of them as “peaches.”
So when we went together to a Bar Mitzvah recently, Jim wallowed in his fame and drank more than his new body could handle. He lost a lot of weight since the last Bar Mitzvah he attended, which was in the Wedding Singer, and felt it was necessary to compete in drinking competitions with the valets.
By the end of the night, I snapped the classic photo you can now see on your left. The irony in this photo is remarkable; a 22 year old washed up child actor living la vida loca with his fanbase (13 year olds waiting for their 15 minutes).
I love my brother and we had a great night at El Cid, but this cat had to come out of the bag at some point.